Murphy’s Law Enforcement Music Video

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“Murphy’s Law Enforcement” by Vat19

when you’re rollin’ down the highway
with a hot cappuccino
and then you swerve and almost spill it
on your new pair of chinos
you’re like, “whoa! that was close, man
these khakis are primo”
and while you’re feelin’ kinda lucky
you might hit the casino

hold up, wait a minute
now it’s on
first we’re here, then we’re there
now we’re gone
you have the right to remain silent
and blah blah blah
here’s some piping hot justice
for breakin’ murphy’s law

let’s say you throw a birthday party
for your five-year-old daughter
and then you stand in the vicinity
beside her piñata
well, section seven murphy’s law
clearly says that you gotta
take a hard smack to the sac
nada

hold up, wait a minute
now it’s on
first we’re here, then we’re there
now we’re gone
when it should’ve gone wrong
but it turns out aight
you’re breakin’ murphy’s law
and we’re here to wrong the right, sucka!

perhaps you’re living in an alley
in the clutches of poverty
find a hundred dollar bill
that might as well be the lottery
well according to murphy
you know it’s gotta be novelty
but the bill is legitimate
and your eyes get all watery

hold up, wait a minute
now it’s on
first we’re here, then we’re there
now we’re gone
put your hands up in the air
and step away from the bill
if it can go wrong
we’re making sure it will